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Woman's 'I Can Fix Him' Energy Lasted 4 Weeks, Now He's Dating Her Best Friend, She's In Therapy

Woman's 'I Can Fix Him' Energy Lasted 4 Weeks, Now He's Dating Her Best Friend, She's In Therapy
She tried to fix his commitment issues, his fashion sense, and his diet. He left with her best friend.

Amanda Fixer spent 4 weeks trying to 'fix' Jake McMessy. She bought him new clothes, scheduled therapy, and meal-prepped for him. He left with her best friend. 'I didn't ask to be fixed,' Jake said. Amanda is now in therapy. 'I'm healing,' Amanda said. 'Also, he's dating my best friend. She's also trying to fix him.' The cycle continues. Amanda has started a support group called 'Former Fixers Anonymous.'

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