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Woman's 'I Can Fix Him' Energy Lasted 3 Weeks, Now She Needs Therapy, He's Fine

Woman's 'I Can Fix Him' Energy Lasted 3 Weeks, Now She Needs Therapy, He's Fine
She tried to fix his commitment issues, his fashion sense, and his diet. He's now dating someone else. She's in therapy.

Amanda Fixer spent 3 weeks trying to 'fix' Jake McMessy. She bought him new clothes, scheduled therapy, and meal-prepped for him. He left. 'I didn't ask to be fixed,' Jake said. Amanda is now in therapy. 'I'm healing,' Amanda said. 'Also, he's dating someone new. She's also trying to fix him.' The cycle continues. Amanda has started a support group called 'Former Fixers Anonymous.'

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