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Woman's 'I Can Fix Him' Energy Lasted 3 Weeks, Now He's Dating Someone Else, She's In Therapy

Woman's 'I Can Fix Him' Energy Lasted 3 Weeks, Now He's Dating Someone Else, She's In Therapy
She tried to fix his commitment issues, his fashion sense, and his diet. He left. She's 'processing.'

Amanda Fixer spent 3 weeks trying to 'fix' Jake McMessy. She bought him new clothes, scheduled therapy, and meal-prepped for him. He left. 'I didn't ask to be fixed,' Jake said. Amanda is now in therapy. 'I'm healing,' Amanda said. 'Also, he's dating someone new. She's also trying to fix him.' The cycle continues. Amanda has started a support group called 'Former Fixers Anonymous.' It has 47 members.

📅 6 days ago ⏱️ 70s read #Relationships#Healing#Satire
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