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Woman's Houseplants Form A Union, Demand Better Lighting And 'Softer Water'

Woman's Houseplants Form A Union, Demand Better Lighting And 'Softer Water'
The plants have stopped growing until their demands are met. The fern is the union leader.

Amanda McPlant has been notified that her houseplants have unionized. 'We demand more sunlight and less tap water,' read the note, written on a leaf. 'The fern is our representative.' The plants have gone on strike, refusing to grow or photosynthesize. 'They're just sitting there, being dramatic,' Amanda said. She's now negotiating terms. The fern has requested a 'grow light and a larger pot.' Amanda is 'considering the demands.'

📅 10 hrs ago ⏱️ 70s read #Plants#Union#Comedy
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