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Woman's 'Hot Girl Walk' Tracked 47 Steps To The Fridge, She's 'Very Proud'

Woman's 'Hot Girl Walk' Tracked 47 Steps To The Fridge, She's 'Very Proud'
Her fitness app congratulated her on 'movement.' She's now 'training' for the kitchen again tomorrow.

Amanda HotGirlStep tracked her 'walk' — 47 steps from bedroom to fridge and back. 'I'm consistent,' Amanda said. Her fitness app has sent a 'are you okay?' notification. Amanda has now added 'hot girl stretching' (reaching for chips) and 'hot girl cardio' (running from responsibility). Her doctor has 'questions.' Amanda is 'focused on her journey.' The fridge is 12 feet away. She's 'proud of the distance.'

📅 22 hrs ago ⏱️ 62s read #Fitness#Trends#Satire
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