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Woman's 'Hot Girl Walk' Is Just Her Walking To The Kitchen And Back, Counting It As A Workout

Woman's 'Hot Girl Walk' Is Just Her Walking To The Kitchen And Back, Counting It As A Workout
The 'walk' takes 12 seconds. She's done 47 'walks' today. Her step counter is confused.

Amanda HotGirl has been 'hot girl walking' from her couch to the fridge and back. 'It's about intention,' Amanda explained. She tracks each trip as a 'workout.' Her fitness app has sent a 'are you okay?' notification. Amanda has now added 'hot girl stretching' (reaching for the remote) and 'hot girl cardio' (scrolling quickly). Her doctor is 'concerned but impressed by her creativity.'

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 62s read #Fitness#Trends#Satire
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