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Woman's 'Hot Girl Summer' Is Just Her Sitting In A Parking Lot With A Smoothie And A Dream

Woman's 'Hot Girl Summer' Is Just Her Sitting In A Parking Lot With A Smoothie And A Dream
'I'm manifesting adventure,' Amanda said. The security guard has stopped asking. He's 'invested in her journey.'

Amanda HotGirlParking has been 'living her best life' in the same Target parking lot for 3 weeks. 'I'm in my era,' Amanda said. The security guard, Greg, has started bringing her snacks. 'She's here every day,' Greg said. Amanda has a playlist called 'Parking Lot Paradise.' Her friends are concerned. 'I think she lives there now,' one said. Amanda has a folding chair. 'It's about the energy,' she said. The energy is confused.

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