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Woman's 'Healing Era' Is Just Her Watching Her Ex's Instagram Stories On Repeat, She Calls It 'Research'

Woman's 'Healing Era' Is Just Her Watching Her Ex's Instagram Stories On Repeat, She Calls It 'Research'
'I'm studying his behavior,' Amanda said. 'You're stalking him,' her friend said. 'It's nuanced,' Amanda said.

Amanda HealingResearch has been 'monitoring' her ex's Instagram for 14 months. 'I'm doing research,' Amanda said. 'On what?' her friend asked. 'On his emotional journey,' Amanda said. Her ex has posted 47 stories. Amanda has screenshotted all of them. 'It's data,' Amanda said. Her therapist suggested 'maybe not.' 'The data isn't complete,' Amanda said. The data is complete. Amanda is not.

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