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Woman's 'Healing Era' Involves Crying To TikTok, Posting Beige Photos, And Buying Crystals She Doesn't Need

Woman's 'Healing Era' Involves Crying To TikTok, Posting Beige Photos, And Buying Crystals She Doesn't Need
She has 47 crystals and no emotional stability. The crystals are 'judging her.'

Amanda McHeal has been 'in her healing era' for 18 months. 'I'm manifesting,' Amanda said, holding a crystal she bought for $47. She posts beige photos with captions like 'vibes only' while crying to TikTok. 'It's about balance,' Amanda said. Her crystals have been 'giving her advice' she doesn't follow. 'The amethyst told me to call my mother,' Amanda said. 'I didn't.' The amethyst is 'disappointed.'

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