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Woman's 'Healing Era' Involves Crying In Her Car, Then Posting A Beige Photo, Then Crying Again

Woman's 'Healing Era' Involves Crying In Her Car, Then Posting A Beige Photo, Then Crying Again
The cycle has continued for 14 months. The car's upholstery is now 'emotionally saturated.' Her mechanic is concerned.

Amanda HealingCar has been 'processing' in her sedan for over a year. The routine: cry, take beige photo, post 'healing vibes,' cry more. Her car now smells like 'tears and lavender.' 'It's my safe space,' Amanda said. Her mechanic asked about 'the smell.' 'It's aromatherapy,' Amanda said. The mechanic is concerned. Amanda's therapist suggested 'maybe using a different space.' 'The car understands me,' Amanda said. The car is a 2012 Honda.

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