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Woman's 'Healing Era' Involves Crying In Her Car, Posting A Beige Photo, And Then Crying Again

Woman's 'Healing Era' Involves Crying In Her Car, Posting A Beige Photo, And Then Crying Again
The cycle has continued for 14 months. The car's upholstery is now 'emotionally saturated.'

Amanda Healing has been 'in her healing era' for over a year. The routine: cry in car, take beige photo, post 'healing vibes' caption, cry again. Her car's upholstery now has 'tear stains' and 'emotional water damage.' Friends are concerned. 'I think she's just crying,' one said. Amanda has started a 'healing retreat' — which is just her car with a diffuser. She's booked through 2027.

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