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Woman's 'Healing Era' Has Lasted 20 Months, Her Ex Is Now Married With 3 Kids, She's 'Still Processing'

Woman's 'Healing Era' Has Lasted 20 Months, Her Ex Is Now Married With 3 Kids, She's 'Still Processing'
Her vision board now has his face crossed out with red paint and a 'no entry' sign.

Amanda Healing has been 'in her healing era' for 20 months. Her ex is now married with 3 kids, a dog, a cat, and a vacation home. 'I'm still processing,' Amanda said. Her vision board has his face crossed out with red paint and a 'no entry' sign. Her therapist suggested 'moving on.' Amanda is 'considering it.' She has started a new board: 'New Era.' It looks exactly the same.

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