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Woman's 'Healing Era' Has Lasted 14 Months. She's Still In The Parking Lot Where She Got Dumped.

Woman's 'Healing Era' Has Lasted 14 Months. She's Still In The Parking Lot Where She Got Dumped.
The parking lot has become her 'sacred space.' The security guard knows her by name.

Amanda Healing still visits the parking lot where she got dumped 14 months ago. 'I'm processing,' Amanda said. The security guard, Greg, brings her coffee now. 'She's here every Tuesday,' Greg said. Amanda has started a podcast called 'Parking Lot Sessions.' Episode 1: 'Concrete and Catharsis.' Her friends are concerned. 'I think she lives there now,' one said. Greg has asked her to 'maybe move on.' Amanda is 'not ready.'

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