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Woman's Hairbrush Has 'Favorites,' Only Brushes One Side Of Her Head

Woman's Hairbrush Has 'Favorites,' Only Brushes One Side Of Her Head
The brush has developed 'preferences' and now has 'attachment issues.'

Amanda McBrush's hairbrush has started picking favorites. 'It only brushes the right side of my head,' Amanda said. 'The left side is clearly being neglected.' The brush has 'attachment issues' and 'preferences.' Amanda has tried to compromise. 'I offered to use it upside down,' Amanda said. 'It wasn't interested.' Amanda is now considering a new brush.

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Hairbrush#Favorites#Comedy
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