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Woman's Hair Has A 'Bad Hair Day' That Lasts 3 Years, She Now Identifies As 'Abstract Expressionist'

Woman's Hair Has A 'Bad Hair Day' That Lasts 3 Years, She Now Identifies As 'Abstract Expressionist'
Her hair has become a modern art piece. She's been offered a gallery show.

Amanda McHair has had a 'bad hair day' for 3 years. 'I've accepted it,' Amanda said. 'It's not a phase, it's a lifestyle.' Her hair is now 'abstract expressionist' and has been featured in a local art gallery. 'The chaos is intentional,' Amanda said. She's been offered a gallery show. The title: 'Embracing the Unruly: A Hair Journey.' Her hair is 'proud of its journey.'

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