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Woman's 'Glow Up' Is So Successful She Doesn't Recognize Her Own Reflection, Cries, Glows Again

Woman's 'Glow Up' Is So Successful She Doesn't Recognize Her Own Reflection, Cries, Glows Again
The cycle: glow, cry, glow harder, repeat. She's now in a permanent state of self-improvement confusion.

Amanda Glow posted her transformation. She looked in the mirror and screamed. 'Who is that?' she asked. 'That's you,' her friend said. 'Why does she look so put together?' Amanda asked. She has since glowed up 47 more times. 'I'm pursuing my best self,' Amanda said. 'She's already here,' her friend said. Amanda didn't hear. She was already applying more highlighter. The glow is blinding. The confusion is real.

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