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Woman's 'Girl Math' Determines That Returning An Item She Never Bought Is 'Free Money'

Woman's 'Girl Math' Determines That Returning An Item She Never Bought Is 'Free Money'
'It's a loophole,' Amanda said. 'It's theft,' the store said. Amanda is now 'doing girl math from jail.'

Amanda GirlMath found a shirt in her closet. She didn't remember buying it. 'Free money,' she thought. She tried to return it. The store had no record of purchase. 'It's a glitch,' Amanda said. Security was called. 'It's girl math,' Amanda explained. The police were not familiar with girl math. Amanda is now 'taking a break from returns.' The shirt has been donated. 'I'm still right,' Amanda said.

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