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Woman's 'Girl Math' Convinced Her That Returning An Item She Never Bought Is 'Free Money'

Woman's 'Girl Math' Convinced Her That Returning An Item She Never Bought Is 'Free Money'
She tried to return a shirt from a store she'd never visited. Security was called. She was 'confused.'

Amanda GirlMath found a shirt in her closet. She didn't remember buying it. 'Free money,' she thought. She took it to the mall for a refund. 'I don't have a receipt,' Amanda said. 'Because I didn't buy it here,' the cashier said. Security escorted her out. 'It's girl math,' Amanda explained. The police did not accept girl math. Amanda is now 'taking a break from returns.'

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 62s read #Girl Math#Shopping#Comedy
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