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Woman's 'Girl Dinner' Was A Single Olive And A Glass Of White Wine, Internet Loses It

Woman's 'Girl Dinner' Was A Single Olive And A Glass Of White Wine, Internet Loses It
Nutritionists are concerned. The girl dinner community has rallied. The olive is fine.

Jessica GirlDinner posted her 'girl dinner': one olive and a glass of Sauvignon Blanc. The internet erupted. 'That's not dinner,' critics said. 'That's a vibe,' supporters countered. Jessica has since posted 'girl breakfast' (a single grape) and 'girl lunch' (crackers and anxiety). She has been offered a cookbook deal. The cookbook will be 200 pages of 'just vibes.' The olive has been named 'Olivia' and has its own Instagram.

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