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Woman's Fingernails Grow At Different Speeds, Have Started A 'Competition'

Woman's Fingernails Grow At Different Speeds, Have Started A 'Competition'
The thumb is winning. The pinky has started training and 'seeking coaching.'

Amanda McNails has a competition on her hands. 'My fingernails grow at different speeds,' Amanda said. 'The thumb is definitely winning.' The pinky has started training and 'seeking coaching.' Amanda has started a nail 'leaderboard.' The thumb is currently in first place. The pinky is 'determined.'

📅 6 days ago ⏱️ 62s read #Nails#Competition#Comedy
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