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Woman's Entire Personality Is 'I Love Tacos' And Honestly, Respect

Woman's Entire Personality Is 'I Love Tacos' And Honestly, Respect
She has 47 taco-themed shirts and a tattoo of a taco that says 'no ragrets.'

Tiffany Taco has built an identity around her love of tortilla-wrapped meals. 'It's not a phase, it's a lifestyle,' Taco said, wearing a shirt that reads 'I like big buns and I cannot lie.' She has a taco-themed wedding planned, taco-shaped earrings, and a dog named Chalupa. Her ex-boyfriend left because 'tacos were always the third person in the relationship.' Tiffany is okay with that. 'He wasn't spicy enough anyway.'

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