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Woman's 'Emotional Support Smoothie' Has Become A Legal Guardian, She's Fighting For Custody

Woman's 'Emotional Support Smoothie' Has Become A Legal Guardian, She's Fighting For Custody
'The smoothie understands me,' Amanda said. 'It doesn't even have a face,' her friend said.

Amanda has an emotional support smoothie she calls 'Berry.' She takes it everywhere. 'Berry gets me,' Amanda said. Her friend asked 'it's a smoothie.' 'It's a companion,' Amanda said. She has started a petition for 'smoothie rights.' Berry has its own Instagram (@BerryTheSmoothie). It has 47,000 followers. Amanda is 'fighting for recognition.' Berry is just a smoothie. 'It's about the connection,' Amanda said.

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