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Woman's 'Emotional Support Coffee' Has Become A Legal Guardian, She's Fighting For Custody

Woman's 'Emotional Support Coffee' Has Become A Legal Guardian, She's Fighting For Custody
'He understands me,' Amanda said of her latte. 'He doesn't speak,' her friend said. 'He listens,' Amanda said.

Amanda CoffeeLove has a latte she calls 'The Bean.' She takes it everywhere. 'He's my emotional support,' Amanda said. Her friend asked 'it's a coffee.' 'It's a companion,' Amanda said. She has started a petition for 'coffee custody rights.' The Bean has its own Instagram (@TheBean). It has 47,000 followers. Amanda is 'fighting for recognition.' The Bean is just a latte. 'It's about the connection,' Amanda said.

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