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Woman's 'Dry January' Lasted 47 Minutes, Then She Posted 'Hydrated February' As A Compromise

Woman's 'Dry January' Lasted 47 Minutes, Then She Posted 'Hydrated February' As A Compromise
Hydrated February involves wine with 'a lot of ice for hydration purposes.'

Amanda Resolution posted her Dry January commitment and broke it 47 minutes later. 'It's about balance,' Amanda explained, sipping wine. She has now coined 'Hydrated February' — which involves drinking 'water-adjacent beverages' like 'wine with ice' and 'vodka with a splash of hydration.' Her friends have started a betting pool. Amanda is currently 'manifesting moderation' with a margarita. 'It has lime,' she said. 'That's a fruit. That's healthy.'

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