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Woman's 'De-Influencing' Video Accidentally Makes Everyone Buy Everything She Said Not To Buy

Woman's 'De-Influencing' Video Accidentally Makes Everyone Buy Everything She Said Not To Buy
The 'don't buy this' lipstick sold out in 4 hours. 'I said don't,' Amanda said. 'That's why,' her followers said.

Amanda Deinfluencer posted 'don't buy this overpriced lipstick.' Her followers bought it immediately. 'I was telling you not to,' Amanda said. 'We know,' they said. 'We just wanted to see what you didn't want us to have.' The lipstick sold out. Amanda has retired from de-influencing. 'I can't win,' she said. She is now a brand ambassador for the lipstick. 'The irony,' she said. 'The paycheck,' she added.

📅 18 hrs ago ⏱️ 62s read #Influencer#Irony#Satire
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