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Woman's 'Crying While Eating Ice Cream' Video Goes Viral, She Gets Brand Deal

Woman's 'Crying While Eating Ice Cream' Video Goes Viral, She Gets Brand Deal
The ice cream company's slogan is now 'Tears sold separately.'

Jessica Meltdown posted a raw, unfiltered video of herself sobbing into a pint of 'Chocolate Therapy' after a breakup. The video got 12 million views. 'I didn't expect it to resonate,' Meltdown said, now smiling. The ice cream brand has signed her to a sponsorship. Her next video: 'happy crying while eating ice cream' — which she admits 'doesn't hit the same' but 'the check cleared.'

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 58s read #Viral#Social Media#Satire
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