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Woman's Computer Mouse Has A 'Midlife Crisis,' Refuses To Click, Just Hovers

Woman's Computer Mouse Has A 'Midlife Crisis,' Refuses To Click, Just Hovers
The mouse has started 'hovering' and says it's 'looking for meaning.'

Amanda McMouse's computer mouse has stopped clicking. 'It just hovers,' Amanda said. 'It says it's 'looking for meaning.' The mouse is now in 'midlife crisis.' It refuses to click on anything. Amanda has tried to coax it. 'I offered to click on something fun,' Amanda said. 'It wasn't interested.' The mouse is currently 'hovering' and 'thinking' about its future.

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Mouse#Midlife Crisis#Comedy
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