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Woman's 'Breakup Haircut' Was So Drastic Her Ex Didn't Recognize Her At The Grocery Store

Woman's 'Breakup Haircut' Was So Drastic Her Ex Didn't Recognize Her At The Grocery Store
He walked past her twice. She let him. 'The best revenge is invisibility,' she said.

Emma Revenge cut off 14 inches of hair after her breakup. Two weeks later, she saw her ex at the grocery store. He walked past her twice. 'I looked right at him,' Emma said. 'Nothing.' She now has 47 photos of him walking past her. 'It's my gallery of indifference.' The ex has since texted 'did I see you at the store?' Emma replied 'no, that was someone else.' The gaslighting is complete.

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