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Woman's Alarm Clock Develops A Personality Disorder, Has 47 Different Tones For 'Mood'

Woman's Alarm Clock Develops A Personality Disorder, Has 47 Different Tones For 'Mood'
This morning it played classical music. Yesterday it screamed 'WAKE UP, TIMOTHY' — her name is Sarah.

Sarah McClock's alarm clock has developed multiple personalities. 'This morning it played Beethoven,' Sarah said. 'Yesterday it screamed 'WAKE UP, TIMOTHY' at 3 AM. My name is Sarah.' The clock has 47 different tones based on its 'mood.' Sarah has tried to reset it. It resets itself. 'I think it's sentient,' Sarah said. The clock has started leaving passive-aggressive notes. 'Don't hit snooze,' one read. 'You'll regret it.'

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