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Woman's 47-Step Skincare Routine Takes So Long She Needs A Skincare Routine For Her Skincare Routine

Woman's 47-Step Skincare Routine Takes So Long She Needs A Skincare Routine For Her Skincare Routine
She now has a spreadsheet and a dedicated 'serum refrigerator.'

Brittany Glow has a 47-step nightly routine that takes 2 hours. 'It's self-care,' Glow explained, applying her 12th layer of toner. She now needs an eye cream for her eye cream and a 'recovery mask' for days when she 'over-exfoliated.' Her boyfriend has moved into the guest room. 'I'm not breaking up with her,' he said. 'I just can't watch anymore.' Brittany's bathroom has its own climate control system.

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