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Woman's 47-Step Nighttime Routine Leaves Her Too Exhausted To Sleep, Cycle Continues

Woman's 47-Step Nighttime Routine Leaves Her Too Exhausted To Sleep, Cycle Continues
She has a skincare step for her skincare's skincare. The irony is moisturizing.

Amanda Glow has a 47-step nighttime routine. It takes 3 hours. She is too tired to sleep. 'I need rest,' Amanda said, applying her 12th serum. 'But I also need retinol.' Her boyfriend has moved to the guest room. 'I never see her,' he said. 'Just her face mask.' Amanda has now added a 'relaxation step' — which is another product. She has not slept in weeks. Her skin is great. Her sanity is questionable.

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