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Woman Uses 47 Different Spices To Make Toast, Calls It 'Culinary Exploration'

Woman Uses 47 Different Spices To Make Toast, Calls It 'Culinary Exploration'
'Toast is a canvas,' Amanda said. 'And I am an artist.' The toast was inedible. She ate it proudly.

Amanda made toast with 47 different spices. 'It's about exploration,' Amanda said. 'Toast is my canvas.' The toast was a disaster. 'It's spicy,' Amanda said. 'It's also sad.' She ate it anyway. 'I'm proud,' Amanda said. Her friend asked 'is it edible?' 'It's art,' Amanda said. The toast has been immortalized in a photo. 'I'll never forget it,' Amanda said. 'Neither will my taste buds.'

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