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Woman Talks To Plants, They Start Growing Faster, Now She Has A 12-Foot Tomato Plant

Woman Talks To Plants, They Start Growing Faster, Now She Has A 12-Foot Tomato Plant
The tomato plant is now taller than her house. She's naming it 'Tom.' 'He's a good listener,' she said.

Amanda talks to her plants. Her tomato plant grew to 12 feet. 'I talk to it every day,' Amanda said. 'It's really responsive.' The plant has outgrown her house. 'I'm proud of him,' Amanda said. Her neighbors are concerned. 'It's a tomato plant,' one said. 'It's a statement,' Amanda said. The plant has been named 'Tom.' Tom is still growing. 'I think he's trying to communicate,' Amanda said.

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