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Woman Takes 47 Selfies Before Finding The 'Perfect' One, Then Doesn't Post It

Woman Takes 47 Selfies Before Finding The 'Perfect' One, Then Doesn't Post It
'It wasn't right,' Amanda said. 'I'll try again tomorrow.' The cycle continues. Her phone is full.

Amanda took 47 selfies. 'I found one,' Amanda said. 'But it wasn't right.' She deleted it. 'I'll try again tomorrow,' Amanda said. Her phone is full. 'I have 47 selfies from last week,' Amanda said. 'But none of them are me.' She has started a 'selfie journal.' 'I'm documenting my journey,' Amanda said. The journal is empty. 'I'll start tomorrow,' Amanda said.

📅 6 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Selfies#Social Media#Satire
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