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Woman Spends 4 Hours Curating 'Candid' Birthday Post For Friend, Forgets To Wish Her Happy Birthday

Woman Spends 4 Hours Curating 'Candid' Birthday Post For Friend, Forgets To Wish Her Happy Birthday
The post went up at 11:59 PM. The friendship is now 'on a break.'

Jessica Oblivious spent 4 hours selecting photos, editing, and crafting the perfect caption for her 'bestie's' birthday. She posted at 11:59 PM. 'Happy belated birthday,' the caption read. Her friend responded 'thanks...' Jessica has since deleted the post and reposted with 'happy actual birthday' at 12:01 AM. Her friend has turned off notifications. Jessica is now 'giving her space' — from 3 feet away, refreshing Instagram.

📅 4 hrs ago ⏱️ 62s read #Friendship#Birthday#Drama
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