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Woman Sends 'Hey, What's Up' Text To 47 Contacts During Boring Meeting

Woman Sends 'Hey, What's Up' Text To 47 Contacts During Boring Meeting
She now has 14 active conversations she has no intention of continuing.

Sarah Distracted sent a mass 'hey! what are you up to?' text to her entire contact list during a mandatory Zoom training. 'I immediately regretted it,' Distracted admitted. She now has 14 unread responses ranging from 'not much, you?' to 'omg I was just thinking of you!!!' Distracted has implemented a '72-hour cooling-off period' before responding. Her phone currently has 47 notifications and 'a lot of anxious energy.'

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