Woman Says 'I'm Not A Morning Person' But Wakes Up At 5 AM On Weekends For 'Me Time'
The 'me time' is watching TV and resenting anyone who texts before 10 AM.
Amanda Contradiction sleeps through her 9 AM meetings but rises at dawn on weekends. 'It's different,' Amanda explained. 'Weekend mornings are sacred. Work mornings are violence.' She has called in sick due to 'exhaustion' after a weekend of 'aggressive relaxation.' Her boss is 'confused but afraid to ask.' Amanda's alarm clock has two settings: 'off' for weekdays, 'aggressive' for 'protecting my peace.'