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Woman Says 'I'm Giving Up Dating' After 47 Bad Hinge Dates In One Year

Woman Says 'I'm Giving Up Dating' After 47 Bad Hinge Dates In One Year
The spreadsheet she kept of 'red flags' is now being studied by sociologists.

Amanda Ghostingle has officially retired from dating after 47 first dates in 365 days. 'The final straw was a man who brought his mother to the date,' Ghostingle said. Her color-coded spreadsheet of 'icks' includes categories like 'lied about height,' 'chewed too loudly,' and 'had a political opinion about my haircut.' She's now dating her couch and reports that 'it's the healthiest relationship I've ever had.'

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