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Woman Returns Online Order Because 'The Box Was Judging Me,' Support Agent Had No Response

Woman Returns Online Order Because 'The Box Was Judging Me,' Support Agent Had No Response
The box was plain brown cardboard. She claims it 'looked disappointed in her life choices.'

Amanda BoxJudge returned a perfectly fine sweater because the shipping box 'gave her bad energy.' 'It was looking at me sideways,' Amanda said. The customer service agent asked 'ma'am, it's a box.' Amanda insisted. 'It knows what I did.' The return was processed. The box has been recycled. Amanda is now 'healing from cardboard trauma.' She's asked for future deliveries to be sent in 'non-judgmental packaging.'

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