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Woman Loses Weight By Eating Cake, Doctor Says 'This Defies All Logic, Keep Going'

Woman Loses Weight By Eating Cake, Doctor Says 'This Defies All Logic, Keep Going'
The diet: 'intuitive cake consumption.' The results: 'confusing but undeniable.' She's now writing a cookbook.

Amanda McMiracle started eating cake every day as a 'self-care experiment.' She lost 12 pounds. 'I don't know how,' Amanda said. Her doctor is baffled. 'This shouldn't work,' he said. 'But it does.' Amanda has started a diet plan called 'The Cake Method.' It involves eating cake and 'manifesting thinness.' The plan has 47,000 followers. Her doctor is writing a paper called 'I Don't Understand This, But I'm Publishing.'

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