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Woman Has 47 Unread Podcast Episodes, Still Starts New Ones

Woman Has 47 Unread Podcast Episodes, Still Starts New Ones
Her podcast app has become a 'digital graveyard of abandoned interests.'

Megan Podcasthopper has 47 episodes marked 'unplayed' across 12 different podcasts. 'I'll get to them eventually,' she lies to herself while starting a new true crime series. Her listening history includes episodes 1-3 of shows she 'got bored of' and episode 17 of a series she 'skipped around.' The podcast app has reportedly sent her a concerned notification asking 'are you okay?' She ignored it. Too busy with a new podcast.

📅 2 days ago ⏱️ 58s read #Podcasts#Lifestyle#Satire
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