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Woman Gets Fired For Being 'Too Productive', Boss Says She Was 'Making Everyone Look Bad'

Woman Gets Fired For Being 'Too Productive', Boss Says She Was 'Making Everyone Look Bad'
Her performance review read: 'Exceeds expectations. Unacceptable.' The irony is not lost on her.

Amanda Overachiever was fired for completing 3 weeks of work in 5 days. 'It's not fair to the team,' her boss said. 'She's setting unrealistic standards.' Amanda now works at a competitor where her 'excessive competence' is celebrated. Her old team has been put on a 'performance improvement plan' — for underperforming. Amanda is thriving. 'I'm just really good at my job,' she said. 'Apparently, that's a problem.'

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