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Woman Folds Laundry Aggressively, Husband Traumatized, Now Does His Own Laundry Secretly

Woman Folds Laundry Aggressively, Husband Traumatized, Now Does His Own Laundry Secretly
'She folds with anger,' her husband said. 'I've started hiding my laundry.' The folding continues.

Amanda folds laundry with 'aggressive precision.' 'She's very intense,' her husband, Jake, said. 'I'm afraid of the folding.' Jake has started hiding his laundry. 'I do it when she's not looking,' Jake said. Amanda found his secret laundry pile. She folded it aggressively. 'I'm just passionate,' Amanda said. Jake is now looking for a therapist. 'She folds with fury,' Jake said. 'It's a problem.'

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #Marriage#Laundry#Satire
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