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Woman Attempts To Train Her Goldfish To Fetch, It Just Stares At Her For 47 Minutes

Woman Attempts To Train Her Goldfish To Fetch, It Just Stares At Her For 47 Minutes
The goldfish has started a TikTok account documenting her failure. It has 400,000 followers.

Amanda McFish has been trying to teach her goldfish, Bubbles, to fetch for 8 months. Bubbles has not moved. 'He's learning,' Amanda insisted. Bubbles has started a TikTok account (@BubblesTheUnbothered) showing his 'training sessions' from his perspective — which is just him swimming in circles while Amanda talks. The account has 400,000 followers. Amanda is now 'taking a break from training' and Bubbles is 'still unbothered.'

📅 16 hrs ago ⏱️ 64s read #Goldfish#Training#Comedy
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