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Woman Accidentally Trains Dog To Open Mail, Now Receives Passive-Aggressive Letters From Him

Woman Accidentally Trains Dog To Open Mail, Now Receives Passive-Aggressive Letters From Him
'Dear Human, the mail is late. Sincerely, Your Dog.' The dog has also started paying bills.

Amanda trained her dog, Max, to retrieve the mail. Max now opens it, reads it, and offers feedback. 'He circled the electric bill and left a paw print on it,' Amanda said. 'I think he's disappointed in me.' Max has also started paying some bills online using Amanda's laptop. 'I don't know how he learned the password,' Amanda said. Max has been seen watching financial advice videos on YouTube. 'He's fiscally responsible,' Amanda said. 'And also passive-aggressive.'

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