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Woman Accidentally 'Likes' Ex's Photo From 2012, Now Must Attend Family Dinner To 'Explain Herself'

Woman Accidentally 'Likes' Ex's Photo From 2012, Now Must Attend Family Dinner To 'Explain Herself'
The photo was from a family BBQ. She was 3 years deep in a stalking spiral. She has no excuse.

Jessica McStalker accidentally liked her ex's 2012 BBQ photo while doing 'research.' 'I was just scrolling,' Jessica said. 'I'm not even in that photo.' The family WhatsApp group exploded. 'We saw your like,' her cousin wrote. Jessica has been summoned to the next family dinner to 'explain herself.' She is currently 'rehearsing an excuse.' The excuse is 'I was just scrolling' — which no one believes.

📅 4 hrs ago ⏱️ 60s read #Family#Stalking#Satire
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