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Woman Accidentally Likes Ex's New Girlfriend's Photo From 2019, Immediately Deletes Instagram

Woman Accidentally Likes Ex's New Girlfriend's Photo From 2019, Immediately Deletes Instagram
She has since reactivated, deactivated, and reactivated again. Her friends are exhausted.

Jessica PanicButton was deep-stalking her ex's new girlfriend when her thumb slipped. 'I was three years deep into her photos,' Jessica whispered. '2019 Coachella. I liked it.' She immediately deleted the app, then reinstalled to unlike it, then deleted it again. 'Maybe she won't notice,' Jessica said, sweating. The girlfriend has since posted a story with the caption 'lol some people are so weird.' Jessica is now 'taking a social media break for mental health.'

📅 6 hrs ago ⏱️ 62s read #Stalking#Drama#Instagram
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