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Woman Accidentally 'Likes' Ex-Boyfriend's Post From 2017, Spirals For 4 Hours

Woman Accidentally 'Likes' Ex-Boyfriend's Post From 2017, Spirals For 4 Hours
She has considered moving to a different country and changing her name.

Rachel Panic accidentally double-tapped a photo of her ex-boyfriend at a beach from 7 years ago. 'I was just scrolling,' Panic said hyperventilating. 'My thumb slipped.' She immediately un-liked it, then worried un-liking was 'more suspicious.' She then blocked him, unblocked him, and considered deleting her entire Instagram. 'Maybe he didn't see it,' she whispered. Instagram analytics showed he was active 2 minutes ago. She is not okay.

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 60s read #Social Media#Comedy#Satire
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