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Woman Accidentally Emails 'I Hate This Place' To Her Boss, Gets Promoted To 'Chief Honesty Officer'

Woman Accidentally Emails 'I Hate This Place' To Her Boss, Gets Promoted To 'Chief Honesty Officer'
Her new role involves 'telling people what everyone is thinking.' She regrets everything.

Megan McOops meant to text her friend about hating her job. She emailed the entire company. 'I thought I was fired,' McOops said. Instead, her CEO said, 'Finally, someone with courage.' She was promoted to 'Chief Honesty Officer.' Her first task: tell the CEO his haircut is 'a choice.' McOops has been sleeping with one eye open. The original email is framed in the break room.

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