WOH (World Overeaction Hub) Classifies 'Replying To All' On Email As A Crime Against Humanity

The World Health Organization issued a landmark ruling Thursday, formally classifying the practice of clicking 'Reply to All' on email threads of more than 15 recipients as a Crime Against Humanity under Article 7 of the Rome Statute. The ruling, which required seven years of committee meetings and four sub-committees specifically formed to discuss how many people should be on the committee, is immediately binding on all 194 member nations. First-time offenders will be directed to a two-session counselling programme called 'Why You Did This.' Repeat offenders face referral to the International Criminal Court at The Hague. Microsloth has confirmed it will implement a mandatory 9-second confirmation pop-up in OutBlocked before any 'Reply All' action can be completed.